Hello Gentlemen,

Let’s talk for a moment about the “W’s of phone sex” for a moment shall we?

Intelligent Phone Sex Mistress

No, this isn’t a discussion of the simplistic “5 W’s” of journalism that you learned in high school, filtered through a sexual lens.  It is, instead, a discussion of the traits that I look for in my phone sex callers.

I happen to possess all these traits myself; thus, they are also what I look for in others, since I prefer to talk about kinks and fetishes with like-minded men.

You see, I am an intelligent woman who enjoys stimulating intellectual conversation with men who can communicate on the same level as I do.  I am not at all interested in the so-called “minute men” of phone sex or those who can only answer the question “How are you?” with “Horny.”  I expect much, much more of my phone lovers.

Now that I’ve mentioned what I don’t like, let us move away from the negative and focus on the things that I do like when it comes to my callers.  Without further ado, here are the “W’s of phone sex” with me.

 I expect the gentlemen who call me to be:

1.)  Well-dressed.  So much sloppy dress abounds these days, but in my head, there is absolutely no excuse for it.  If you do not take pride in your appearance, then why should I take pride in talking with you?

2.)  Well-spoken.  This is of the utmost importance.  If you cannot connect with me intellectually, then there is absolutely no chance of us ever connecting sexually. You must be able to communicate with me.

3.)  Well-educated.  This particular trait ties in with the previous one.  A man who is educated and articulate appeals to me far more than anything else.  You don’t have to be a Harvard Graduate to be well educated.

Gertrude Stein: “Apparently Miss Stein and friend Alice B. Toklas went to a dinner party where the conversation turned into a Gertrude monlogue. As the guests were leaving. Miss Toklas said, “Gertrude has said things tonight it will take her years to understand.”   For many, the best education is “life experience”  “the absurd notion of genius.”  can be nothing and forgotten.

4.)  Well-read.  Again, this trait is connected with the two previous traits.  I am widely read, and I expect the men who converse with me to be so as well.  My literary interests are varied and include philosophers from Plato to Kant, economists such as Adam Smith, and scientists like Galileo.  My readings often do tend toward the philosophical, so I welcome any man whose interests are similar.

5.)  Well-traveled.  Sophisticated, urbane gentlemen draw my attention.  Sheltered bumpkins do not.

6.)  Well-funded.  Because I enjoy phone sex sessions that explore every nuance of fantasy, these sessions tend to run long.  In-depth psychological examination takes time, after all.  That is why the kind of man whose company I enjoy does not have to keep one eye on the clock, as it were, as he discusses his innermost desires with me.

7.)  Well-mannered.  Finally, I expect all the men who call me to be polite and impeccably mannered.  I am not a cheap whore off the street corner, to be used and tossed aside without ceremony.  If I choose to engage with you, you should be grateful that I have deemed you worthy of my time and attention, and your behavior toward me should reflect that.  For example, you must not simply hang up at the end of our session.  I expect at the very least a “Thank you” and a “Good-bye” if I am to ever take another call from you again.

As you can see, I have very high standards concerning the gentlemen with whom I associate myself.  If you believe that you fit my criteria, then please do give me a call. That is when you will be allowed to explore the more personal side of my multidimensional personality.

ciao bella,

Suzie